Gov Sanford Diagnosed with King David Complex

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Sunday, 28 June 2009

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Sanford bears a striking resemblance to another religious hypocrite

Philanderers when caught often admit to the unsightly little slugs that they are and then take their medicine like good fellas and wait till the wifey quits her Lysistrata.

There is one brand of infidel that has been found to become more grandiose with the discovery of their sins. Bill Clinton for example imagined that a mere dick sucking by a portly intern turned him into a linguist capable of parsing the verb to be.

Eliot Spitzer when his jig was up was deluded enough to think he was really n undercover agent for the FBI investigating prostitutes up close and personal.

The governor of South Carolina since the revelation that he pampering a pretty gaucha on the Pampas has been exhibiting unmistakable signs of the King David Syndrome.

Wearing a crown and flashing about in purple robes, Mark Sanford has been seen playing the lute and singing psalms to his Argentine Bathsheba. Psychiatrists believe that the narcissistic personality disorder befalls politicians in disproportionate numbers since they already have delusions of grandeur.

Sanford's illusion took a Biblical form since he was already a religious hypocrite.

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