A man, a quite annoying man actually, with a lot to say, though often is just repeating himself, injured himself today after walking into his local bar.
It was a metal bar of course!
You see, what happened was this, this man was struck on the head by said bar from behind - and it was near his house, that is why it was a local bar.
Of course the joke is that everyone thought he was injured after walking into his local drinking establishment but the deliberately misleading headline designed to lead the reader (you) into thinking that this story was about violence, which it is technically and alcohol, which it is also I suppose as I was minging drunk when I twatted Dave over the head with the bar.
Afterward we had a good laugh about it and went to the Red Lion, where Dave slipped on some vomit and ended up with six stitches in his bonce.
How ironic, really.
