Conservative MP Jack Meoff was found dead in his London flat Sunday, the apparent victim of a "Toss Off," said the Queen's Medical Examiner, Sir Ron Paul VI. "Whether or not Jack Meoff died as a result of excessive masturbation is, at this time, unknown and is under investigation," said Paul.
TheSpoof.com's ace medical reporter, Skoob1999, accompanied by noted photographer, Ally Chamone, covered the news conference outside New Scotland Yard and filed the following dispatch, with dispatch:
Police were called to the London flat of Jack Meoff, Conservative MP, on Sunday due to a foul odor reported by other tenants. When no one answered PC Shag Meoff's (no relation) repeated knocks at the door, it was broken down and the rotting body of the 69-year-old politician was discovered, uncovered, with a noose about his swollen penis.
"This was obviously, yet another in a long string of autoerotic deaths by misadventure," said crime scene investigator, Master Baiter. "When will the insanity end," he moaned.