Written by Earl Grey

Thursday, 9 July 2009

image for Lives Thrown Away In Lib Dems
"what do you mean there's a bit missing?"

Nick Clogg today claimed that countless young lives were being thrown away in the Lib Dems. "What does it achieve? Does it really help our society? I don't think so. I see these brave young people joining up and going out to fight elections in far flung lands. then I see them shot down. Enough is enough."

The Lib Dems have suffered a consistent level of casualties since they first went into battle. Ill equipped and heavily outnumbered, they soldier on without ever really knowing why. High ranking officers have also been shot down-Field Marshall Pantsdown, Lt Col McKennedy and Brig Ming are the most well know casulties of a long and pointless war.

Clogg has called for an end to the war on error. "we need to end this senseless waste of time (surely life?) now. Before I become another casulty."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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