Further damning evidence that Formula 1 is rife with perverts, fascists and small old men with stupid hair, stupid glasses and lots of stupid money, has been exclusively revealed in this Sunday's News Of The World.
Undercover reporters unconvincingly dressed as Arab businessmen, secretly filmed Ecclestone bragging about his sexual exploits in Hitler's toilet in Nuremberg this week, prior to the German Grand Prix at the Nuremburgring.
According to the News Of The World, 'Max Mosley and Bernie Ecclestone enjoyed sex games with each other that involved Ecclestone dressing up as a Doodlebug rocket and forcing himself into Mosley's arse. Mosley would wear striped pyjamas and recite passages from Mein Kampf, occasionally parting his hair to one side, drawing on a convincing little moustache with a black marker pen and banging his fist on a table repeatedly.
Ecclestone, known for his extreme right wing opinions and hatred of Lewis Hamilton denied the reports, but admitted owning an original Doodlebug costume. He said, "Hitler was right and so was Saddam Hussein, Pol Pot, Stalin, Margaret Thatcher and Jonathon Ross. We need more dead people and these great leaders were the best at getting the job done."
Max Mosley, son of British Union of Fascists founder Oswald Mosley (dead) and father of Alexander Mosley (also dead), claimed he was innocent again, but said that the depraved, perverted and bizarre sex sounded like fun.
