Written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 4 July 2009

image for F1 Boss "Hitler Was Right"
"I'm not sure I like the new rules"

Formula 1 boss Bernie Midget has shocked the sport by praising Adolf Hitler. "These days politicians just talk. Hitler got things done. He was a strong leader. It's just that he got a bit mixed up and got lost. Democracy has not achieved anything. What we need is a dictator who is not afraid to act."

Midget's remarks have caused concern. Labour MP Jack Richards said "To say that Gordon Broon is not a strong leader is simply not true. One day you will realise just how strong he is. Oh, yeah, Hitler wasn't very nice either."

Formula 1 has had several brushes with right wing extremism. Few can forget the antics of Max Pervert, who loved uniforms and whips and things...

And there was also the legendary day when German champion Michael Shoebreaker won at Monaco in a Panzer. He blew all his opponents away.

It is not known if Hitler would have been a fan of F1. However, we know that he liked speeding through Europe.

It remains to be seen if Bernie Midget will survive this latest scandal.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Hitler, F1




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