An internal investigation is to take place at a large chemists after more than 500,000 Viagra pills went missing from Central Depots at Hornchurch, Cockfosters and Willoughby.
All male staff over 35 have not turned up for work at these Depots; Stiff neck syndrome has been blamed with 20% of staff saying they are locked in talks with family members (wives) regarding the serious eruption of ingress caused by the embryonic membrane intrusion by husbands, whilst caught in catatonic schizophrenia due to overdoses of said medication.
Many wives have said they have happily cancelled divorce proceeding and the Local Heath Authorities have plans to cater for a "Baby Boom"
The chemists has declined to comment; but an inside source said they had never seen so much polygamous behaviour in the canteen, many new same sex relationships had begun over the past few days.
A meeting was being organized with expert advisors being drafted in.....more to follow.
