Sensational news just emerging from Downing Street, is that Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, has been given the boot by Prime Minister Gordon Brown after a series of incidents that have left the nation feeling she is nothing more than a big, fat, ugly, blob of lard.
Smith has recently become embroiled in the MPs' expenses row, so brilliantly exposed by the Daily Telegraph, in which she stands accused of 'flipping' her home to claim more expenses from taxpayers money.
Her common-law husband was also involved in shenanigans, when he tried to claim on her expenses for the cost of two Grumbleflicks he rented out so that he could have a crafty wank without the interference of his podgy partner.
Today though, Prime Minister Brown finally got around to telling the bumbling block of baba that he had had enough of her, and Smith - who hasn't got a fucking clue what she is doing in Government - will step down.
No doubt she will find herself another cushy post out of the way on some Think Tank or other questionable committee.