In shocking news today Gordon Brown orders that every squirrel be killed. In an interview he states squirrel are rodents and should be eradicated.
He personally declares that he strung up three squirrel's and buried two more. One MP told us that Gordon Brown was bonkers. He then went on to say "one time, when, two foreign MP's brought him a birthday present, he heard ticking and threw it out the window screaming 'It's a bomb!'. Later when two policemen went to check it out they brought it in and showed him a mangled clock.
" If this is our Prime Minister are we sure we want a loony in control?
