Brown to Return Brass Neck!

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Saturday, 23 May 2009

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Ed Ball's 2nd Home was easy to find !

Gordon Brown, Prime Minister & Best friend of NuLabour Minister Ed Balls, you know the one, responsible for dumbing down, poorly educating, rewriting history & perverting the mindset of schoolchildren was today under intense pressure to call a snap general election.

Brown was tracked down to Ball's 2nd home 'Dunflippin' where he admitted to our reporter he was soon leaving for Switzerland ("flying full fare economy") where he was to undergo urgent surgery to have his "Brass Neck" removed !

David Cameron was adamant that the "Brass Neck" should never have left the Treasury where it was usually kept under lock & key.

Nick Clegg said he wanted the "Brass Neck" returned to its crate immediately where it could do no further harm.

Mr.Brown would only say that he was going "to announce a further package of measures" & "an inquiry would be held as to what to do with the Brass Neck"?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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