Rihanna Licks her Chris Brown wounds at NYC Strip Club

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

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Rihanna declares her solidarity with half naked survivors

Fresh from her domestic violence engagement with rap star and Sesame Street tough Chris Brown, barely healed female songstress Rihanna thought that a NYC strip club might do her some good. Rihanna was spotted by NYC Camera-Ratsy at the WhoKneweyewuznaked Strip club and heavy drug Den.

Rihanna told anyone who would listen that she thought associating with fellow abuse survivors who continue to allow themselves to get naked and degraded might help her recover her girlie mojo:

" I will not allow my abuser to rob from me my freedom to be with other incorrigible survivors and pay respectful witness to their persistent victimization until I can get a gig tasking my clothes off for a little bling-bling."

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