Chris Brown Releases New Rap Video: I'm no Animule!

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 28 May 2009

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I'm no animule!

After his animalistic beating of his girlfriend and fellow Rap artist Rihanna, chris brown has been trying to climb back up to the days of his Sesame Street hoodlum daze. Brown tried to reingratiate himself with decent citizens of PBS:

"Yo, yo...Do you think that a homeboy who hung with Elmo would harm a kinky hair on the hoe head of his beloved?"

The public answered:" Yo, yo, yes, yeayahhhh!"

Brown's agents informed him when he awoke from a cocaine stupor that nobody was buying his bullshit explanation nor his CD's. That's what turned the rapster once star to his latest alibi. in his classic rap style, Brown announced:

"I'm not a hater, god knows I'll neva be a skater Rihanna told me laytah, the black man just wants to mate 'er... Understand my conundrum? That's why i beat her eardrum...Peace out! Gawd bless...Jah rules...I'm no animule!"

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