UK Females Might Fight

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

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The battleaxe brigade is a working title for the new English Ladies Troop

United Kingdom Armed forces minister Bobby Lamesworth told the British press that England's dames may soon be manning the battlements in defense of John Bull's island and in offense for cheap oil.

"We are studying the matter. In testimony from hundreds of British husbands we have learned that the English housewife is a veritable tigress whose fighting skills have long been overlooked."

Lord Nigel Twitrace of Coveting Myneighbors Goods told our researchers that he had scars to prove the ferocity of Lady T. Upon removing his trousers the team of investigators were left speechless at the pantless Lord a bleedin.

Though no decision has been made it is certainly clear to my department that the perception that British women have been outfighting their male mates is more than an old wives' tale.

They're not called battleaxes for nothin'!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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