The British National Party last night stated that it was waging a war on 'the growing menace of fact based politics in Britian.'
BNP Spokesman Quentin Parker sent out a press release stating that "in the BNP we have noticed the gradual erosion of our Anglo-Saxon heritage of back-talking and swindling for some time and now is the time to end it. It is the birthright of every white, heterosexual British citizen to bamboozle and spread rumors and illusions whenever we dam well please and we won't just sit by
and watch a lot of dirty, foreign, factual, straight talking politicians ruin it for the rest of us."
The BNP have already shown their dedication to underhand tricks this week after it was revealed they used stock photographs of foreign actors in their latest election leaflet.
As Quentin Parker told us; "Yes, it was a rip-roaring success. Everyone was totally fooled for at least 24 hours before the truth was revealed. Slowly but surely our political battle for the right to cheat is being taken seriously. The majority of British people are finally standing up and saying 'we want the lies! We want the wrong end of the stick!' And the BNP is the only party that really grasps this major issue and runs with it! Together, we shall secure a future for Britain... that's one free lie right there!"
As one supporter- fat, bald, single, heavily tattooed 58 year old Shropshire farmer Mark Ashby told this reporter:
"Lies definitely seem to work. People seem to have a real problem with mindless racism and misplaced aggression. It's such a mixed up world."
