England is bidding for the 2018 World Football Cup and the resources for such an expensive undertaking seem to be on the ready.
MPs from far and near are offering to provide lodging for the world's teams as they converge upon John Bull's Island. When questioned about how so many rude and ripped footballers could possibly be accommodated in the spare and Spartan London flats that the MP's have claimed on their expense accounts, one House of Lord's representative told the press that appearances can be deceiving.
Government Chief Whip Nick Brown has offered to feed the entire company of World Cup Players: "I know these fellas and gals can eat hearty meals but with my government allowance ...er, plus my very generous inheritasnce from my coal miner Dad... I'll feed the lot of them like Kings and Queens...and D don't mean that skinny minny Diana ( God rest her soul)... I'm thinkin' more in terms of that chubby red head..."
