Is Tory nutjob David Cameron spiking local badass smackheads' rations?

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 9 May 2009

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Looks more and more like Oswald Mosley every day...

London - (Narcotics Synonymous Mess): A spate of celeb junkie 'overdose' deaths within a mile radius of Sir Oswald Mosley great-nephew David Cameron's Notting Hill home has put the kybosh up the local Drug Squad's homicide theories.

This week's sudden and unexpected demise of Alexander Mosley occured in the same street where in September 2000 socialite non-entity Paula Yates was found dead after a viciously overstrong heroin hit fried her brains.

The June 2007 smack poisoning of Teutonic society sponger Count Gottfried von Bismarck half a mile away in Chelsea had previously reignited some very nasty old suspicions.

These were mainly about the heinous Oxford University controversy of 1986 when former Conservative party Chairman Paul Channon's daughter Olivia was found dead in von Bismarck's bed.

Bullingdon Club stalwarts Boris Johnson, George Osborne and David Cameron all had alibis that night and went on to become among the UK's very most senior Tory politicians.

Margaret Hilda Thatcher was topped by the IRA in 1979 and is buried in Chequers' vegetable plot.

Her subsequent impersonator is Cherie Blair's mother.

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