My reports announcing the marriage of HRH Prince Harry of Afghanistan and Hannah Montana Disney actress Miley Cyrus appear to be somewhat premature.
I contacted both parties for comment and was greeted by expressions and statements suggesting total disbelief.
"It's rubbish," said a Palace mouthpiece. "The prince hasn't even met this girl, has expressed no desire to do so, and certainly has no inclination whatsoever to marry her. He has enough on his plate as it is, what with the binge drinking and the allegations of racism."
Billy Ray Cyrus, one hit one time pop star and father of Miley told us:
"My little girl is sixteen years old. She don't wanna git married. No siree. She too busy makin' heaps of money off of that Disney fella. The very thought of my li'l Miley gittin wedded would break my achy bakey flaky heart."
We suggested to Billy Ray that he get a decent haircut as he's so rich. He called for his brother Cletus to break out the guns.
We made our excuses and left.
