London - (Squalid Ass Mess): Booze & Royals platoon leader Colonel Barking-Bonkers expressed surprise at Revelations (Chapter 666, verse 9/11) today that young House of Ratzinger royal wannabe Prince Harry 'has not washed his privates for two years'.
"Effing nonsense," the Colonel snapped at reporters.
"Like all my well trained lads Harry regularly washes 'down there', especially in between girfriends.
"Wears (sic) the soap, doesn't it, hahaha, you might say, you nasty civilian bumbanditos!
"WTF and who cares anyway?"
Meanwhile at Clarence House royal nanny-cum-bumwiper Mrs Gladys Nipple denied the story is a misnomer from an earlier media report headlined 'Prince Harry has not washed his heir for two years'.
"Bollox to that," Mrs N ejaculated.
"Everybody knows Young Prince Hal's Taleban bride bathes the little bastard every night right after Neighbors so why don't you jolly well eff orf."
Quite.
