LONDON, UK: First he admitted to friends that he hadn't washed his hair in 2 years. Now a sheepish Prince Harry has told friends that he actually hasn't "bathed in over two years".
The spare and 3rd in line to the throne says he has just managed with sponge baths given to him by his valet. However close friends have said "Harry literally pongs but we don't have the heart to tell him the truth". For her part Chelsy Davis is keeping mum.
Royal physicians are concerned. A source (who wishes to remain anonymous)stated: "There's probably something more serious going on here - a fear of washing inherited from Henry VIII - who stank to high heaven or maybe a case of hydrophobia? We're watching him to see whether he starts snarling and foaming at the mouth. In which case we'd have to administer the necessary shots".
Prince Phillip appeared nonplussed, saying it was much ado about nothing. "He's a busy boy, running around and so on and so forth. Doesn't have time to wash himself down. I say even Charles needs a valet to pee, if you know what I mean. But those are the perks of being a Royal wouldn't you agree"?
