Disgraced former glam-rocker turned convicted paedophile, Gary Glitter has been tracked down to a London hideaway by a tabloid newspaper.
Glitter, who will be 113 next week has reportedly taken to disguising himself in the manner of perfectly respectable Aussie entertainer/artist/vet/didgeridoo player Rolf Harris.
Glitter, whose name is better known as a rhyming slang term for anal sex than for any musical achievement has been seen hanging around youngsters, drinking heavily, and generally making a nuisance of himself.
The spawn of Satan was spotted at various times of the day leering at waitresses, trying to entice young girls up to his flat for 'a drink' and desperately trying to get someone, anyone to go out for a drink with him, but despite his pathetic efforts, it seems, thankfully, that nobody wants to be in his gang any more.
Glitter is reportedly frustrated at not being allowed to leave the country in order to travel to foreign climes to corrupt innocent children. The reason for this is that he is a registered sex offender who nobody wants.
Glitter allegedly said that he hated this country.
I think it's a real shame that perverts are denied the freedom of movement they obviously don't deserve. And our message to Gary Glitter:
Stick your gang up your Gary Glitter.
More as it comes in.
