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Funny story: Prince Andrew Impassive Over Jeffrey Epstein Death

Prince Andrew Impassive Over Jeffrey Epstein Death

The death in his cell of suspected sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein, has had no visible effect whatsoever, on the affairs of Prince Andrew, it has been reported. Financier Epstein was being held in prison for offences he was alleged to have commit...

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Funny story: 'I'm a 70's celebrity, get me out of here!'

'I'm a 70's celebrity, get me out of here!'

Channel Cinco have announced that they are to release a novel reality show which will have a similar concept to the jungle-based 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here', which is currently broadcast by rival channel, ITV. The Channel Cinco show, wit...

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Funny story: Rolf Harris Stripped in Jail

Rolf Harris Stripped in Jail

Disgraced Australian celebrity Rolf Harris had his various awards stripped from him while he is in jail. The extensive collection of plaudits conferred on Harris by the Oz government were all rescinded yesterday. Speaking to one of our reporters v...

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Funny story: Pensioner de-frocked 500 priests. I am sick of paedophiles, he rants

Pensioner de-frocked 500 priests. I am sick of paedophiles, he rants

Pensioner Pope Benedict XVI de-frocked 500 priests while in office, Vatican sources admitted. Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi initially said the AP report was rubbish. The latest statistics reveal the number of priests defrocked in 2011 and 20...

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Funny story: Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

A campaign launches today to posthumously strip warped paedo Jimmy Savile of his name - and members of the public are urged to take part. The founders of the campaign believe that Savile should not be remembered as Jimmy Savile. They are instead c...

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Funny story: Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter

A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card. @Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...

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Funny story: Row over Amazon sales of paedophile advice guide

Row over Amazon sales of paedophile advice guide

The BBC reports that Amazon, the online shopping shop, has just withdrawn "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct" following complaints and threats to boycott the site. The author, listed as Philip R Greaves II...

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Funny story: All schools to shut down in effort to outfox paedo's

All schools to shut down in effort to outfox paedo's

All schools, nurseries, day care centres and crèches are to be closed, never to be reopened according to a government source. Trials in America have shown that stopping children and young people from gathering have stymied efforts by paedophiles...

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Funny story: Five Paedophile Suspects Arrested in Pretend Pope Plot

Five Paedophile Suspects Arrested in Pretend Pope Plot

Believers say "It's a miracle!" as Pope appears in Five Places at Once but Vigilant Police Soon Smell a Rat. Five alleged members of a paedophile ring are in custody today as police uncovered a plot to drive around in public dressed as the Pope in...

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Funny story: Pied Piper Paedophile: 130 Dead

Pied Piper Paedophile: 130 Dead

A sick paedophile has today been accused of the horrific rape and murder of 130 children. The man in question, aged 35 from Hamelin, is said to have lured the children aged 8 and under away from their homes by the use of a supposed "magic pipe."...

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Funny story: New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around. An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin...

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Funny story: Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Brit rubbish collectors could all be paedophiles or Granny rapists!

Rubbish collectors in the UK have come under suspicion and must now undergo criminal record testing because they collect peoples personal rubbish including the neighbours discarded kiddy porno magazines? The UK public lives in panic and fear of p...

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Funny story: Public Outcry As Jon Venables Only Gets Two Years For Child Porn Offences

Public Outcry As Jon Venables Only Gets Two Years For Child Porn Offences

There was an outcry in the UK today as child-killer Jon Venables was sentenced to a mere two years in prison after pleading guilty to downloading and distributing indecent images of children - including the rape of an eight year old girl. Venables...

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Funny story: Paedophile priests - theological dilemma 'cracked'

Paedophile priests - theological dilemma 'cracked'

Pope Benedict XVI announced today that senior scholars at the Vatican had 'cracked' the theological dilemma presented by paedophile priests. The dilemma exists because "Our lord, in his revelations to Moses, forgot to mention that sex with minors...

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Funny story: Missing paedophile found safe and well

Missing paedophile found safe and well

Residents in a small town in England breathed a huge sigh of relief today as a local paedophile was found after he had gone missing for a week. The inhabitants of Little Commonsense in Essex had become concerned after the resident nonce had not ap...

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Funny story: Female paedophile wins custody of her child

Female paedophile wins custody of her child

Further demonstrating their lack of a grasp on reality, a family court ruled yesterday that nursery nurse Diana Taken should be awarded sole custody of her 6 year old son, Stephen. Ms Taken was convicted last week at the Old Bailey of sexually ab...

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Funny story: Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men. The Pope h...

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