Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Kiss And Make Up?

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 26 April 2009

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Hollywood, Ca - Inside sources appear to suggest that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are on the verge of kissing and making up. Some reports suggest that the couple have been seeing one another again on the quiet, apart from a posse of papparazzi.

We suspected that the whole thing was just one big publicity stunt, but a Hollywood insider told us:

"It's no stunt. It's a very complicated situation. You're nobody in this town unless you got the news guys camped outside your mansion. It's not easy for these kids, hell they ain't even sure that they're gay, let alone that they're having some kind of relationship."

Surely the fact that Sam Ronson wears a hat and dresses like a man gives you some clue as to her sexuality?

"I really have no idea," the insider said.

Frankly, neither do we.

But we'll hang around just in case.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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