Written by howy

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

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Susan Boyle's father appologizing to the media.

LONDON - Animal rights group sought a report from police investigating allegations by a tabloid that the father of Slumdog Susan Boyle tried to sell her to an undercover reporter, in exchange for a cup of hot coffee.

Susan Boyle who premired on the show Britian's Got Talent, has confirmed that her father offered her to an undercover reporter.

"We have sought a report from them and will take a decision after seeing it," said Shantha Sinha, who heads the National Commission for the Protection of Stray Animals.

Baily Boyle has confirmed allegations that he tried to sell Susan Boyle but explains she was so ugly she couldn't get a date. He says, "I was desperate to get her married off and anything that walked would do."

In her statement, 47 year old Susan Boyle favored her father, according to the police.

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