Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 20 April 2009

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Twelve-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi shown in his backyard in Swansea, Wales singing a medley of Michael Jackson songs.

LONDON - Two of the top contestants on this year's "Britain's Got Talent" are 47-year-old Susan Boyle and 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi.

After Miss Boyle revealed to the judges that she had never been kissed Angelina Jolie quickly arranged for Brad Pitt to take her out to dinner and to give Susan her very first kiss.

And Susan said that she saw rockets, rainbows, the big dipper, the milky way, and Tom Jones all rolled into one.

Now comes word from one of the producers of "BGT" that 12-year-old Shaheen has just become the second male to ever kiss the 47-year-old singing sensation from Scotland.

When Miss Boyle was asked to comment on her second kiss, her face turned three shades of pink and she replied, "Let me say that the lad from Wales surprised me. Just coming off of having been kissed by Brad the Lad, this little lad ain't half bad."

Boyle then added, "And the little bugger even managed to slip me a little tongue, which I ain't complaining about except for the fact that after about 45 seconds I nearly lost my balance and the both of us almost fell off the friggin' love seat."

This year's edition of "Britain's Got Talent" promises to be an old-fashioned horse race between "The old lass from Scotland" and "The young lad from Wales."

In other news. Lindsay Lohan says that now that she has been dumped by Samantha Ronson she thinks that she may just start liking guys again, and she wants to verify it by asking Angelina Jolie if she'll let Brad (Pitt) kiss her just to see if her suspicions are correct.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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