Written by Khadija

Monday, 20 April 2009

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Susan Boyle looks more like Homer Simpson than Jessica Simpson - But who cares?

The Susan Boyle story is a tale that has touched our hypocritical hearts. Therefore we need baddies, the first is the girl on BGT, who appears to be laughing at Susan Boyle, Although she is most likely laughing at something else. However juxtaposed against Susan Boyle she looks like Myra Hindley at a 1939 Hitler Youth Rally. Bad teenage girl, shame on you!

Next we need a bigger demon, we need a people's MEDIA DEMON, not Glitter, Jonathan King or even David Icke. Jade Goody she's a demon, lets pick on her. Oh No!... she's dead and she died a princess. No it's none of the above. It is another BB contestant, that people liked at the time and inexplicably hated afterwards- the lanky cockney man- BARRYMORE.

Brave 'Susan Boyle' 47, who is the current title holder of "PEOPLE'S PRINCESS' a position more precarious than Rosie O'Donnell on a balance beam, once auditioned for the Media Demon Michael Barrymore's programme 'MY KIND OF PEOPLE' and was rejected by MEDIA DEMON BARRYMORE and his team- they 'made her nervous'. You heard it BARRYMORE. He rejected the nations Princess -BARRYMORE. Have you got the name yet BARRYMORE, rejected SUSAN BOYLE.

In an act of cruelty Barrymore did not accept Susan as a potential star, when she was in her thirties, because like everyone else in the industry- everyone wanted young people under twenty-five- including Simon Dowell- especially Simon Dowell.

In light of this common knowledge, many of us are scratching our heads and asking where Susan Boyle been for SOOOOOO many years. When we know the answer was being rejected by the age and appearance obssessed industry.

However in a outpouring of blatant hypocrisy , not seen since....... three weeks ago when Jade Goody shuffled of to a contrived reality TV program in the SKY - now showing on Sky channel 67.699999. We are suffering from a collective memory lapse, trying to pretend we have played no part in the accepted age and appearance discrimination in the Pop music or Entertainment Industry.

Gordon Brown has called for calm from the people of the UK and asked them not to retrospectively single out Barrymore for vilification or question Mr Gordon Brown about what he does all day at number 10 - as that would be nosey and idiotic.

The fact Boyle has a good voice and can sing, is not a miracle. It is just a fact, Pavarotti didn't look like Brad Pitt or did he? Brad has had some surgery, say the people who know these things.

Footnote : Selina Scott 58, a former piece of 'hot' totty, can no longer get her sophisticated butt on TV. As sexist TV bosses say she is 'too old' to read the news. This is the way the industry is, people say. Why then are the same people genuinely shocked by someone of Susan Boyle's age and appearance, which is reminiscent of Maureen from 'Driving School' having talent. When it has been established people like her are never put in front of a camera, unless they are needed to be ridiculed... like Maureen from Driving School!

The industry has created a false perception of talent, we want the young sweet things to have talent and the ugly, the fat and old broilers need only apply if we can laugh at you. Susan Boyle's performance is the media showing a more 'realistic' view of life. Although it is still miles away from a true representation. Otherwise Selina Scott and Honor Blackmann would be judges on BGT, not 'Holden' and that 'Cole' piece.

In an unrelated story 'Chris Moyles' is to be the centre piece on a Medieval banqueting table.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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