Written by Pointer

Monday, 20 April 2009

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Dutch Dykes, back up singers for the Sapphic Sopranos

When Susan Boyle told the world that her dream was to be the next Elaine Paige and Ms Paige heard the extraordinary performance of the Scots Soprano, it was love at first listen. Before you could wipe the smirk off Simon Cowell's arrogant puss Boyle and Paige had gotten themselves a little London flat and had commenced performing duets.

Me and My Shadow, Side By Side and On the Sunnyside of the Street were their first numbers according to nosey neighbors.

Things seemed to steam up a bit as the duo transitioned to Endless Love, Cover Me and The Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet.

After much heavy breathing the eavesdropping interloper claimed to have heard a tender and sentimental version of Why Don't We Do it in the Road.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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