Written by Earl Grey

Sunday, 19 April 2009

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Even The Disguises Will Not Work

Britain's Got Talent is at the centre of allegations that the result could be fixed. It has been revealed that there is a burgeoning romance between one of the judges and a contestant.

Piers Moron, the newspaper and tv star, has been romantically linked with the singer and part time night club bouncer Sarah Boyle. Moron attempted to quell the speculation. Speaking from the Honeysuckle Guesthouse (honeymoons and no questions asked liaisons a speciality) he said "We had dinner. And ok, I said that I would kiss her. But really, nothing more happened. Isn't that right dear?" said Moron pulling back the sheets.

The allegations have thrown the show into turmoil. Simon Owl, the guru of the show, is furious. "Everybody knows I get to sleep with one of the contestants. This is not supposed to happen. Moron will not be on the next series."

Some doubt the truth in the stories. It is hard to believe that the plain spinster from Scotland could fall in love with the vile, odious creep that is Piers Moron. Some feel that it is just another stunt dreamt up by Clax Mifford, publicity svengali.

Bring back Hughie Green. And I mean that most sincerely folks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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