Susan Boyle, the latest Britain's Got Talent singing sensation, who has wowed TV and internet audiences with her extraordinary rendition of the musical hit I Dreamed A Dream last Saturday night without first obtaining permission to sing it, is embroiled in controversy tonight, after it was revealed that she has been issued with a writ from Les Miserables.
Miserables, speaking from his home in Paris, told us:
"I sink she az a cheek! Singing my song wizout asking! Sacre bleu! Ze Scottish bitch!"
But entertainment representatives from Susan's legal team of Cowell, Cowell and Cowell, have said that there has been a misunderstanding.
Head honcho, Samson Cowell, told us:
"Susan is an absolutely amazing talent, despite her horrific looks."