Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 19 April 2009

image for Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle To Face Writ From Les Miserables
A scene from Les Miserables

Susan Boyle, the latest Britain's Got Talent singing sensation, who has wowed TV and internet audiences with her extraordinary rendition of the musical hit I Dreamed A Dream last Saturday night without first obtaining permission to sing it, is embroiled in controversy tonight, after it was revealed that she has been issued with a writ from Les Miserables.

Miserables, speaking from his home in Paris, told us:

"I sink she az a cheek! Singing my song wizout asking! Sacre bleu! Ze Scottish bitch!"

But entertainment representatives from Susan's legal team of Cowell, Cowell and Cowell, have said that there has been a misunderstanding.

Head honcho, Samson Cowell, told us:

"Susan is an absolutely amazing talent, despite her horrific looks."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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