Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle may have wowed audiences around the world with her unbelievable performance on the ITV show last week, but her lawyers were preparing a lawsuit tonight after it was discovered that a Wikipedia page in her honour, has still not been set up.
The 47-year-old unemployed church worker stunned the show's judges Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden with her rousing performance of the Les Miserables hit I Dreamed A Dream, but scribblers who pen the Wikipages have still not got around to putting up an entry for Susan.
One of her lawyers, Samson Cowell, brother of Simon, said:
"We're already onto it. A fantastic talent like Susan should already have her own Wikipedia entry, and the fact that she hasn't, is an utter disgrace! Susan can look forward to a healthy payday once we've sorted those slack bastards out at Wiki!"
Simeon Cowell, one of his partners in the firm Cowell, Cowell and Cowell, said:
"That's right. I, like everyone else who saw her, was blown away by Susan, and to think, she's never been kissed!"
Their other partner, and younger sister, Samantha, laughed:
"I agree. That's three Yesses!" *
* Source: WikiAnswers.com
