Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 19 April 2009

image for Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Wikipedia Page Still Not Up
Yes! Yes! YES!

Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle may have wowed audiences around the world with her unbelievable performance on the ITV show last week, but her lawyers were preparing a lawsuit tonight after it was discovered that a Wikipedia page in her honour, has still not been set up.

The 47-year-old unemployed church worker stunned the show's judges Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden with her rousing performance of the Les Miserables hit I Dreamed A Dream, but scribblers who pen the Wikipages have still not got around to putting up an entry for Susan.

One of her lawyers, Samson Cowell, brother of Simon, said:

"We're already onto it. A fantastic talent like Susan should already have her own Wikipedia entry, and the fact that she hasn't, is an utter disgrace! Susan can look forward to a healthy payday once we've sorted those slack bastards out at Wiki!"

Simeon Cowell, one of his partners in the firm Cowell, Cowell and Cowell, said:

"That's right. I, like everyone else who saw her, was blown away by Susan, and to think, she's never been kissed!"

Their other partner, and younger sister, Samantha, laughed:

"I agree. That's three Yesses!" *

* Source: WikiAnswers.com


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