Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 19 April 2009

image for Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Branded "A Liar" By Former Husband
Frankie expressing shock earlier

Susan Boyle, the new Scottish singing sensation who claimed live on air on the ITV Britain's Got Talent show, that she had never been kissed, has been exposed as a liar by her former husband, the similarly-named Glasgow comedian, Frankie Boyle.

The Mock The Week star decided to 'out' his ex after physically vomiting over the 'enormous untruths' she told whilst addressing judges Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and that other one, Armen Van Helden, during last week's edition.

Susan wowed TV audiences, and those viewing on the internet around the globe with her phenomenal baritone voice, but it's the 47-year-old's compulsive lying that has upset Frankie. The two divorced after, he says, Susan became "too demanding" in the bedroom. Now, he is determined that the world should know 'the real Susan Boyle'. He told us:

"I've had her in every hole! She's a bloody animal, but I always had to put up with that incessant singing!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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