Infamous US police brutality victim and perennial drunk driver Rodney King surfaced last week as a immigrant to the UK. King was reportedly just minding his own business while driving totally blotto into a crowd of G-20 demonstrators. British police in a valiant attempt to save the crowd from the out of control vehicle being driven by King, dragged the drunk from behind the steering wheel.
Law enforcement officials claim that they gently placed Mr King against the boot of his car in order to assess his condition. Videotapes of the incident showed a different scenario as a team of Beefeaters kicked King's booty from London Bridge to Buckingham Palace.
Rodney told reporters from an obscure satiric 12 step group that he cannot understand why he is the most filmed drunk ass getting said ass kicked by police all over the world:
"All I want is for us all to get along and a lifetime supply of Beefeaters Gin."