The Office of Fairness & Hatred of Politicians (OoFHoP) has announced that due to budget constraints caused by the current economic recession, the government has no choice but to reduce its spending by a considerable amount.
The only way this can be achieved is to reduce politician population by 80%, including that bitch with the porn films. They calculate that this will save the British economy £81billion - half the annual GDP.
When asked to clarify their bold statement the OoFHoP explained: "We needed to do something radical to save the economy, we needed to substantially reduce the national budget, while at the same time not inflict hardship on ordinary people. Getting rid of the MPs is the only way to achieve all these objectives."
Culling will take begin on Saturday 2nd May outside of the Ministry for Justice in Westminster. The OoFHop website contains information on how people can volunteer to help out, but tickets are selling fast.
It is not yet known whether Gordon Brown will be one of the targets, but a petition is currently circulating around the internet to ensure that he is.