Written by queen mudder

Monday, 13 April 2009

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Poosmith blames orders from above

London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Cabinet has been hiding 'at least 60 more Baby Pees' according to police investigating a sordid sex attack ring in high public orifice.

The police probe initially blamed feckless North London social worker Sharon Poosmith who was fired following a Haringey toddler's tragic death last year.

Now Poosmith, 69, is threatening to blow the whistle on all the other heinous cases she 'was ordered to conceal' by high-up Cabinet sources.

The irate ex-social work boss says it all started with the WMD fiasco cover-up and 'orders from above'/

"No wonder the British head of government is called the Prime Monster," a Drowning Street aide concurred last night.

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Topics: Parliament




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