Jade Goody - Where To Now?

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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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In the midst of the media scrum surrounding the imminent demise of Jade Goody, internet observers have expressed concerns that once Mrs Tweed (lest we forget) shuffles off this mortal coil, so to speak, then an awful lot of people are going to be seriously stuck for original ideas. Particularly, Spoofers, Lampooners, and so-called humourists.

"It's a fact," said one veteran writer for the much esteemed thespoof.com. "People are clutching at straws in a desperate attempt to rack up points at the expense of a dying mother of two children. Which is fair enough I suppose, but where are these people going to go when all this is over? I'll tell you where, they're going to go for 'Carry On' style stories about outsized sexual organs and football teams. Sad really."

Sir Rob Pattinson, OBE, intervened to say that:

"I've been spoofed myself, often badly. Creativity in my book is a God given gift which should never be abused, and some of these people will struggle in their quest for fame and prestige in coming days. Personally, I'm a big Monkey Woods fan, and I just love Pirate stories and stuff about aspartame.

"Oh, and peanut butter. Did I mention peanut butter?"

Jade Goody/Tweed continues to hang on in there. God bless her.

More as we get it.

Thanks for your support. This wasn't intended to be funny. Simply ironic.

Jade Goody died peacefully in her sleep in the early hours of March 22nd 2009, Mother's Day in the UK. She leaves behind two sons and a criminally inclined husband.

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