Ex-wrestler bodyslams OAP

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Friday, 6 March 2009

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Are You A Wrestler?

A former wrestler has bodyslammed an oap in an incident described as 'nightmarish' by witnesses.

Mick McManus, former pro-wrestler, nightclub bouncer and florist, is accused of slamming into the oap again and again 'like a wild animal' said one passer by. Gordon Knobb of Henlow said "I couldn't believe what I saw. He was having a right go at her."

The OAP in question is said to be in her 80s, wearing a crown and was walking some corgis at the time. She is said to have called out "Feelip never slams me this hard. Again you wild beast. Go on right up the palace gate you dog."

Police have said that no official complaint has been made. In fact the OAP has said that she loved it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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