The Cosmos - (Special Sick Relationship Mess): Sunday's awesome Sun/Saturn opposition is being hailed as the ultimate omen that the credit crunch's evil queen bee is about to go belly-up.
The Pisces/Virgo clash occurs at 19.52GMT in a spooky numerological reminder that yet this repeat recession was spawned by the diabolical 1952 ascent of the Queen Elizabeth II tribute artiste materfamilias of the Provisional IRA.
"Saturn's baleful two year Virgo transit has imposed draconian karmic limitations on the fraudulent Special Sick Relationship," Prof V Smart of the London School of Parasitology commented today.
"And when the old crone finally kicks the bucket it will bring down the entire fraudulent government."
Internet spread-betting index Aintgottaprayer.con is quoting odds of 11/10fav on the fatarse old whore swallowing arsenic arounf the time of the Sun/Saturn clash.
Gorgon brown is shitting bricks.
