London - (Hellfire Club Mess): In a final act of appeasement of her Nazi forebear father Adolf Hitler Spoof dynastic matriarch Queen Elizabeth II unveiled a new memorial in The Mall today commemorating the late Queen Mother.
The nine foot high bronze features KGB traitor Anthony Blunt's sister Violet Freeman in traditional Order of the Gutter robes.
These were bestowed on the rabid old soak by UK Foreign Orifice lunatics in charge of expunging all dodgy classified evidence about the Elizabeth Bowes-Lyons lookalike who screwed Hitler's Pope Pius XII and spawned his firstborn chimaera, subsequently known as President George Herbert Bush.
The desperate act of humbug was financed by the issue of a UK £5 coin which went some way to gag disgusted security/intelligence bigwigs who vetoed extending the public etiolation of the rogue impostor.
Camilla's CID file has been reopened along with Unexplained: The Kray Brothers' Rampage Through Albion classified documents.
