London - (Royal Ass Mess): A filthy pervert in the employ of the late Queen Mother and the present puppet monarch has been jailed indefinitely after a string of lurid sex sessions was videotaped by police in the Throne Room.
Paul Kidd, 69, of Greater Manchester, once took one of his victims to tea with the Queen Mother and sold him to her for a fiver.
The resulting lifetime of demeaning servitude to the fascist old whore was ranked by the UN Inhuman Rights Commission as cruel and unusual by cold-war English standards.
Later Kidd worked for Princess Diana, helping to bury the bodies of young Wills and Harry after Charles slew them one crack-fuelled weekend in Kensington Palace during the summer of 1985.
The replacement doppelgangers were personally hand picked by Kidd who by then had become elevated to Princess Di's official Rock.[/i
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