London - (Fascist Slut Mess): BBC journalist Ed Stilton may have trodden on a vipers' nest of hideous cold war secrets by slamming the late Violet Freeman, the World War II stand-in for the Queen Mother, as a fascist parasite.
"She surrounded herself with the bastard spawn of her Blackshirt family," Stilton writes in 'Bonkers! The Life of a Bigoted Whore and Wannabe Royal Entity'.
"The day the spooks busted Blunt she threatened to nuke the Rotherhithe Tunnel if the KGB turncoat's bastard son Tony Blair was also indicted," is the tome's opening salvo.
As for the chimaera she herself spawned by mating with Hitler's Pope Pius XII, the author is utterly unequivocal in his intense disgust:
"George Bush Senior is her fetid firstborn. Say no more."
Stilton leaves readers under no illusion what he thinks of the old bitch's other son, Sir Terence Con-Artist, father of Bill Clinton.
"Should have been drowned at birth IMHO."
Gorgon Brown is 69.
