We have been contacted by a person who wished to be known only as John who alleges that, as a young man, the future P.M. stole his girlfriend, known only as Miss J. After going out for awhile, Miss J announced that she had been seeing someone else as well.
This, it turned out, was Gordon Brown Despite John's belief that Brown had possible homosexual tendencies, Miss J refuted this and stated that he had much greater potential to make something of his life than did John.
Further upset came when, returning from a local catering establishment, John encountered Brown and Miss J awaiting public transport. Upon seeing John Brown was seen to laugh at him (it appears that this may actually have simply an early manifestation of Mr Browns trouble with his jaw).
Being fairly diminutive in stature, John was unable to challenge Brown to a fight, nor was it possible to recruit a mate to help him out, as they were all also friendly with his rival.
From that day until coming forward with this revelation John has remained convinced that Gordon is a moron, and, as he says, recent events have given him no reason to change his opinion.
