Gordon Brown: 'My battle with Bulimia'

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Thursday, 5 February 2009

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Tears flowed as Britain's Prime Minister Brown admitted that he is suffering from Bulimia.

The PM gave an emotional response to a question about his recent weight loss during a press conference at 10 Downing Street.

The snivelling PM said 'I tried to hide it with a pillow stuffed up my jumper but I had an allergic reaction to the feathers'.

Rumours first surfaced during the PM's summer holiday in Ipswich when he was seen running between pub toilets during a press call.

A new campaign to bring the problems of the nations politicians into the public eye has been called for by a number of weight loss charities.

Weight Watchers PLC have been appointed to oversee the introduction of a strict work life balance that will encourage MP's and Lords to spend more time with their families and less time near the temptation of the Parliamentary restaurant.

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