Euthanasia man wanted to live

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

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Mr Kilmeov appearing in court today to prove he is dead

A man was killed by his family because they believed he wanted euthanasia to end his suffering.

Mr Dan Kilmeov was taken by his family to a clinic Switzerland where doctors administered life-ending medicine, more commonly known as poison.

It is thought that Mr Kilmeov's wife misinterpreted a comment he made, when he said "Oh, I could die for a curry right now". Mrs Kilmeov immediately booked flights to Switzerland and had her husband killed. She had help from the euthanasia promotions company, DignityMyAss.

Police say that Mrs Kilmeov could be in for a long stretch in prison, and that the charges against her are going to be much worse because she, following a current trend, decided to film a documentary about it.

Initially titled, "Getting Hubby's Money", the documentary will be screened on television this evening.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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