Police have shot dead an innocent ginger passenger on a London tube, mistakenly believing him to be Ali Carne, a leading member of the Gingers For Justice campaign.
Jock Charles Menzies, 18, a tall man with red hair, was making his way to work when, without warning, armed officers jumped him, shouting "Kill the ginger scum, he's got a bomb." He was then shot 11 times in the head, and as the blood flowed, one officer was heard to shout "Haha, now he's got a real red head."
When it emerged that Menzies was in fact innocent of any offence other than having ginger hair, a police spokesman said, "What you must understand is that these gingers are murderous. They all look the same, so there was no point looking at a photo of Carne. We had to kill this man to protect the public. He lived in the same postcode area as Carne and could have unleashed his temper at any time."
It is thought that The Sun and The Daily Mail have been briefed that Menzies was in fact a rapist on the run without his ginger travel permission card, in order to turn the great non ginger majority against him and therefore avoid the killers being prosecuted.
