Terrorist masterminds, Al-Qaida janitors and Afghani horse addicts have all begun to plead guilty in the torture chambers of Gitmo. The clever strategem has thrown the US military tribunals into utter chaos. Leftenant Lefty Tennant expressed frustration at the years he spent preparing cases against prisoners who had no rights or evidence against them:
"Does anyone realize how hard it is to convict defendants who aren't allowed to defend themselves? When you question them under torture all they do is scream mama mia, oy, oy oy in Arabic. Then they start the waterboarding and even the Arabic translators start crossing their eyes and searchi for the right word of Glub,glub. Now they're all confessing to every act of terror since the burning of Rome. We have the guy who forgot that he sunk the Maine and the fella who lit up a camel on board the Hindenburg. Pretty soon, we'll have to let the whole lot go free."
Bush brain Karl Rove seemed to be a step ahead of the prosecuters in this case as he entered a plea of guilty on behalf of Bush Cheney. Pretty soon he told the press , they will have to let all the terrorist go free!
