Washington AC/DC - (Mercenary Mess): A Parole Board hearing has listened to a plea bargain by former CIA/KGB double agent Aldrich Ames about Pentagon complicity in the sanction of torture of key JFK assassination witnesses.
Ames, serving multiple life sentences for treason, has alleged KGB agents in the Pentagon were complicit in the torture of suspects with cast-iron material proof that the Vatican hired Soviet agent George W Bush to assassinate President John F Kennedy.
His testimony bears out newly released details of a declassified 2003 Justice Department memo revealed today.
"Bush's authority was already in tatters after NATO top brass outed him for the 9/11 fiasco," senior Justice Department sources said today.
"That's why he reinvented himself as a wartime Whore Against Terra president in a campaign forged by TheoCon nutters."
The Justice Department memo also discloses how handpicked Global Piss Process luminaries have shielded Bush's KGB accomplices in a massive child molester ring cover-up going back to his biological father, Hitler's Pope Pius XII.
"Bush tried to model himself on FDR and Harry S Truman," the declassified memo states.
"But all the time he was frantically wiretapping relatives of all former Democratic presidents who had had access to him criminal records," Justice Department sources added.
"Fortunately a CIA/MI6/Mossad tip off in December 2000 neatly bugged the buggers doing the bugging.
"And by the way - don't bother voting John McCain: he's up to his ass in this whole scam along with slimebag Cheney and douchebag George Tenet."
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