Shadow PM David Cameron was furious when his shady home minister Damian Green was arrested for a leaky blather. The Tory torrent of government documents meant to embarrass Labor only got the Loyalists in loyal trouble.
High Judge Realey Likesboyz showed his disapproval for the loose lips of Green by imposing a very unusual sentence on the shadow home minister. The magistrate's booming soprano echoed through the court as he declared the penalty:
"Very shady Home Minister Damian Green in light of your dark dealings in loose lipped blather and leaked documents, I hereby sentence you to one month of appearances in the highly successful very gay musical, La Cage Aux Folles as drag queen extraordinaire Albin/Zaza. You can be sure, cutie pie, that I will personally observe the carrying out of said sentence from the front row of the West End Theatre...wink...wink...nod...nod...say no more..."
