London - (Oligarch Mess): Tory shadow chancer George Osborne has denied soliciting Spoof! writer Dunkin Donutz after claims in the blogosphere that the two 'were up eachother's arses' on board Oleg Deripaska's yacht the Queen Special-K this summer.
Osborne, 69, was holidaying in the same Corfu resort as Donutz who fronts a bed and breakfast-cum-colonic irrigation spa on the island for shagged-out sophomoric scatologists.
Ex-Bullingdon Club tosser Osborne reckons the story was started by former Bush Secretary of State Gen Colon Bowel, the eminence grise behind Princess Diana's own flirtation with the controversial gut-wrenching practice.
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