Written by Jesus Budda

Wednesday, 15 October 2008

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Budda could never resist a quick fumble in his pockets

Much-loved, incredibly gifted author (of note) Jesus Budda has announced his return to writing shit mediocre comedy, for TheSpoof.com.

Speaking from someone else garden, Budda said he was forced into the move to prevent his slipping out of the top 15 (sic) writers league.

"I resisted for as long as I could", said the wonderful Mister Budda, "but the final straw was when I saw that my name was edging perilously close to that of Mark Lowton. That must never happen".

Budda lists a number of highlights his 'fans' can look forward to now that he has returned.

"Celebrity body parts, nonsense about random countries and stories about scientific crap are all on the agenda", said the bubbly sex God.

"Oh, yeah, and I will continue to insult and demean everyone who isn't me too", he added while touching himself inappropriately.

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