Rugby has always been known as a full contact sport in England and elsewhere. But the wrestling tackle moves introduced down under have dragged the sport to a new time low according to some Rugby purists.
There have been complaints about the Aussie grapple, a technique involving a metal hook and an opponent's neck, and the chicken wing which uses a particularly brutal arm twisting maneuver that is usually only employed in Parliament. The prowler has also come under some suspicion for its tendency to invade the opposing player's shorts.
Consultants from the WWF, including such top old timers as Hulk Hogan and Jesse the Body Ventura have worked feverishly with England to improve upon its wrestling prowess. England will bring to the down under matches such new moves as the full and half Lord Nelson, the turnbuckle head smash and the metal folding chair crowning.Rumor has it that WWF superfan, Sarah Moosehunter Palin might show up at ringside dressed only in a boa...constrictor, that is!
