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South African lesbians form rugby team!

Funny story: South African lesbians form rugby team!

Cauliflower ears, broken noses and limbs all belong to one of the most robust sports known to man, and now to lesbians! A group of South African lesbians felt it would be quite 'butch' to have a rough, tumble and scrum and prove to the world how manl...

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Grandma banned from rugby club

A Gateshead grandmother has been given a life ban from her local rugby club, Wearside Werewolves. The 76-year-old prop-forward was shown the red card for going down on her opposing hooker during a tense game against local rivals Toon Tykes. For...

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Pope slips from public stage

Well-wishers wished Pope Benedict well after he broke his ankle while attempting to address lots of people in a big pizza in Venice. Remnants of the hot food dish had left the stage a bit slippery, and his right foot slithered away in an emotional...

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Wipeout Forced To Make Way For Rugby - Viewers Up In Arms

Funny story: Wipeout Forced To Make Way For Rugby - Viewers Up In Arms

As rugby fans prepare for the forthcoming Six Nations championship's opening weekend, the news that a popular TV show has had to make way for BBC coverage has provoked viewers' fury. The annual contest opens on Saturday at 2.30pm with the game bet...

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International rugby star banned for three ears

Funny story: International rugby star banned for three ears

Super League was rocked yesterday by the banning of former international star Ivor Nutherwon for the rest of the season, after his ear count was over the limit. It comes after a sixth-month investigation, led by UK Ear-Count (UKEC), the body which...

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Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

There was a dramatic end to a keenly-fought rugby match against local rivals Hull F.C. when Hull Kingston Rovers ran out of time after a late conversion. With only two minutes left, Rovers were trailing by just one point as their full-back was ge...

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Rugger Buggers Buggered

Funny story: Rugger Buggers Buggered

The sad tale of the distress caused by England's Rugger Buggers has not been fully recognised. Until now! Today we can reveal the inside story. It is shocking reading and boys at public schools should be warned to go no further! We tell the tale of Jack Weed whose prowess at school in Rugby football was admired by all. He could tackle, he could score tries, he kicked penalties, he even played a...

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Martin Johnson quits role as ambassador for managerial return of Sir Clive Woodward

Martin Johnson has effectively quit his post as full-time ambassador for the managerial return of Sir Clive Woodward after resigning from his position as manager of the England Rugby Union team. Johnson, who in 2008 began his sustained campaign fo...

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England rugby stars deny drug use on World Cup tour

Funny story: England rugby stars deny drug use on World Cup tour

England's rugby stars today flew home from their disastrous World Cup tour in New Zealand. The tour was marked by below average performances on the pitch and by drunken nights that became headline news in newspapers both in Britain and in New Zea...

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FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

Funny story: FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

Just when you thought things were simmering down after the untimely demise of Osama Bin Laden, the successful elevation of Pippa Middleton to the 'Hot List', and a set of new dentures for Sky News presenter Skoob, another controversy has risen like t...

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Six Nations Showdown Day: Retailers On The Brink

Funny story: Six Nations Showdown Day: Retailers On The Brink

Will England win the Grand Slam or will the Irish spoil the party? Can the Welsh triumph in France and sneak the title? Italy to beat he Scots anyone? Can retailers survive seven hours of fully-televised Six Nations rugby union? The shopping...

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Six Nations Rugby: Scotland Unveil Secret Weapon To Beat English At Twickenham.

Funny story: Six Nations Rugby: Scotland Unveil Secret Weapon To Beat English At Twickenham.

Twickenham is to host the rugby meeting of the weekend today, when England face arch rivals Scotland. The fixture is much anticipated, with an England win boosting their chances of winning the six nations trophy outright. However, Scotland have...

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Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Funny story: Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Nick Mallett, manager of the Italian national rugby team, has promised a 'fight' against France this weekend. Italy who have lost 29 out of 34 games under Mallett, are facing a challenge on Saturday. They have lost at home to France for the last n...

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Oh shit...here come those bloody colonials again

Funny story: Oh shit...here come those bloody colonials again

After watching an awesome display of powerful, fast, dynamic and highly skillful rugby by the Wallabies and All Blacks last night, English rugby manager Boris Johnstone looked less than confident. Johnstone, in fact, had taken on a deathly pallor...

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Hornets Administration Name Chaos

Funny story: Hornets Administration Name Chaos

Rochdale Hornets yesterday were in chaos following news that they may be entering their second administration in as many years. It is not the money side of it the club are worried about though, its what they should call themselves once they have...

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Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

Funny story: Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

LONDON - Kelly Brook, model, actress, television presenter, and fox hunt organizer, revealed to her hair stylist that she has had it with boyfriend Danny Cipriani's womanizing ways. Thirty year old Brook said that she has never been with a man who...

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Jabulani ball axed, rugby ball in

Funny story: Jabulani ball axed, rugby ball in

The much talked about Jabulani ball is to be replaced in the final officials have now confirmed at Soccer City, Johannesburg. The ball which has caused much controversy will be replaced by a rugby ball on July 11th. The move comes after much disc...

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Wetwang Sevens Tournament faces closure

Due to severe over-crowding and increasing complaints of fishy smells and rude behaviour, Wetwang Parish Council are threatening to close down the annual rugby sevens tournament. The Wetwang Sevens (referred to as the Fish Shop Next to Black Swan...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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